"Peter, what is the matter with you? You love this girl with all your heart and soul. Does she know that? Have you told her? Give her that. The rest of it is up to her. And you don’t have forever. None of us ever do.”
CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.
"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"
Karen being the cutest human on the planet in the “Selfie" pilot.
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?
Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away
That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
A Date in Amsterdam
I always wanted to illustrate Hazel and Gus’s dinner date, plus my degree in architecture is over and I now have too much free time on my hands, so not only did I do a triptych, but I also decided to animate them, cinemagraph-style. To see the still versions, go to my deviantart here.
P.S. This is my first time making gifs!
P.P.S. I’m thinking of taking the plunge and putting my prints up on Society6 or something, so I wonder if anyone’s interested? Of course, I’ll probably have to build up a sizeable amount of art first.
The Avengers as a 70s cop show
I’d watch this show.
Requested by thevaaner » Hermione/Slytherin!Harry
this was the best scene ever… of all time
I need this in my life at all times.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? blue or green
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? white i guess??
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? as in not real? idk wings or something
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? small. hated so much about it.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) i had an uncle who was pretty much my favorite person ever and he died when i was 10
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? always peach
7: Pirates or ninjas? pirates
8: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? no
9: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? yes and yes
10: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? dolphin
11: What’s your most favorite part of your body? wrists and dem bewbs
12: What’s your most favorite part of your personality? sense of humor/sarcasm
13: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? who cares
14: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? no
15: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? no
16: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life? various chicken alfredo recipes
17: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? both. it depends on what you’re making
18: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) 2
19: Which continents have you been on? uh this one
20: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? not so much any more
21: Backpacks or satchels? satchels i guess?
22: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? how much are you willing to pay me?
23: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? spider man
24: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? pig i guess. smaller?
25: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? london?
26: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on? never been on a plane
27: The latest you’ve ever slept? all day
28: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? to bed maybe
29: Do you pick at scabs? unfortunately
30: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? yeck
31: How far can you throw a baseball? far enough
32: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? some where in the uk
33: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? what ever one helps me get what i want
34: A relationship with love or one with sex? love mostly
35: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? probably not
36: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween? i was the wicked witch of the west last year, that was cool
37: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? red
38: City or nature person? little bit of both?
39: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) no
40: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy? i think i’d be okay if my knees weren’t so messed up.
Per usual I didn’t care about the office when it was airing but have just finished it and am now soooooo emotional oh golly.
I WAS THIKNING ABOUT DRUNK MARAUDERS OK
ok i think remus wouldn’t drink all that often, but when he did he’d go HARD, and i think he’d drink all the others under the table tbh, and everybody is kind of shocked by it bc he’s the skinny, quiet, mature one, but when everybody else is passing out he’s still downing shots and trying to force everybody else to do the same, but no one can keep up with him; they think maybe it has something to do with the werewolf thing. when the other marauders discover his talent they convince him to use it to their advantage, and so he starts absolutely slaughtering people in drinking games and winning them all many a round of firewhisky
i think peter would be the obnoxiously cheerful up-for-anything type who cheers for everyone and everything, and unlike normally, when he’s a little bit eclipsed by the gigantic personalities of his friends, he talks to everybody and gets involved with everything and everybody likes being around him because he’s just so damn cheerful it rubs off on everyone
i think james would flirt with everything with a pulse but wouldn’t be very successful at it bc his already short attention span would drop to practically non existent so on minute he’d be all ‘hey there beautiful come here often’ and the next minute he’s like ‘oH MY GOD PADFOOT I THINK WE SHOULD GET A PET PYGMY PUFF’
sirius’s personality wouldn’t change all that much but would just be ramped up x1000 and he’d spend the first hour or so smart talking and making jokes and leading drinking games, then would dance like a madman for 5 hours straight and pass out on the floor. everybody would hate him the next morning bc he miraculously doesn’t get hangovers so he is up at the crack of dawn whistling way too cheerily and waking everybody up by lingering inches from their face and screaming ‘MORNING, SUNSHINE’